IF YOU GOT 'IT'? THEN FLAUNT IT. 
AND IF YOU DON'T GOT 'IT', THEN ACT LIKE YOU DO.

WE ALL LOVE HANGING OUR TITS OUT FOR THE BOYS, BUT THIS IS NEXT LEVEL - EVERYONE AND THEIR MOTHER IN THE BAR SHOULD BE LETTING IT ALL HANG OUT, AND WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU'LL GET THROWN ONTO THE POOL TABLE AND BE USED FOR SOMEONE'S SNACK

AND YES, YOU CAN PUT YOUR CLOTHES INTO COAT CHECK